Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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