he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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