What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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