finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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