I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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