He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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