He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
