PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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