she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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