We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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