So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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