it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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