real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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