Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It's never too late to be topless.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My life is pants optional.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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