Me too!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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