We need to rekindle our bromance
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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