Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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