Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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