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i was born a porn star she said
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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