think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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