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i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I have fence marks all over my body
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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