girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Randomize