I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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