i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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