break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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