you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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