I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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