Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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