Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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