I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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