I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
