i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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