I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass