She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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