Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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