THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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