I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
