Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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