im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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