it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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