We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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