I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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