Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
where does the pee come out of this thing
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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