I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I believe in your delicious
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
