this boner is exhausting
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
