The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
