that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dick very happy bro
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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