Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Small penises have feelings too.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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