i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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