16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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