please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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