? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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