he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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