I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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