so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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