just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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