It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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